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Brandon and the Saudis

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Jul 1, 2004
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A couple of weeks ago, Brandon called the fresh prince of Saudi Arabia to request increased oil production. He was told to go fukc himself and that the Kingdom will instead follow it's production schedule it had previously set forth with Russia.

Fast forward to this week. Fresh prince calls Brandon and says they are running out of Patriot missile systems and rockets. Brandon urgently fulfilled the request, per the WSJ.

Eighty.
Million.
Votes.

This country is full of pussies. It's the only plausible explanation for the situation those Brandon voters have put us in.
 
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