I lived in that Godforsaken state for 3 years, and 2 of my kids were born there. My wife still hates me for that 3 years. The jokes apply to Arkansas, also, but the mountaineers were a little defensive about them.
Did you hear about the WV bride who's groom sent her home from their honeymoon? Her daddy asked why. She say "Daddy, he say since I'm a virgin, he don't want me, because if I ain't good enough fer my own family, I ain't good enough fer him".
Did you hear about the WV bride who's groom sent her home from their honeymoon? Her daddy asked why. She say "Daddy, he say since I'm a virgin, he don't want me, because if I ain't good enough fer my own family, I ain't good enough fer him".