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Can you speak Spanish

Corn Pop

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Gold Member
Apr 13, 2016
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If so, take your children to the border. Pretend you just came over from the other side. Make up phony names, no I’d required. Apply for refugee status and in less then 48 hours you will be on a bus or plane back to where you already live with full refugee benefits, housing allowance, food stamps, free healthcare, childcare, money to live, and more. If you time it right you might not miss any time off from work or just a few days at most. People are already doing this and you are paying for it.
 
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