I’m approaching this question as a medical professional interested in random GI habits that may not be commonly discussed. I’m amazed at how often when I examine a patient and they remove their pants I notice there’s a full loaf in there. For the sake of this discussion those in nursing homes or other long term care facilities and of course those in diapers shouldn’t be considered. Also anyone with inflammatory bowel disease should be excluded. I’m interested in the number of times a healthy adult drops a chocolate Easter bunny in their draws unbeknownst. Volume counts as well. It can’t be a smear. It’s got to be enough to force you to at least throw the underwear away and go the rest of the day sans drawers.
I bring this up because recently one of my wife’s friends shit her britches whilst riding shotgun in our Volvo XC 90. She had to retire to a nearby cornfield to finish the movement and ride home quite soiled. This got the conversation going. She claims she drops a dirty deuce monthly or so. I was shocked to learn one of my adult children has a sphincter failure WEEKLY whereas I can only personally recall two instances of puddle poops in my lifetime. Both quite traumatic. My wife denies ever having shat her knickers. How about you guys? How often are you crapping your pants?
I bring this up because recently one of my wife’s friends shit her britches whilst riding shotgun in our Volvo XC 90. She had to retire to a nearby cornfield to finish the movement and ride home quite soiled. This got the conversation going. She claims she drops a dirty deuce monthly or so. I was shocked to learn one of my adult children has a sphincter failure WEEKLY whereas I can only personally recall two instances of puddle poops in my lifetime. Both quite traumatic. My wife denies ever having shat her knickers. How about you guys? How often are you crapping your pants?
