So thinking isn't really a specialty of mine. I try to stay away from it as much as possible. Anyway, I had a craving for some pistachios, but I don't believe the gas station in downtown St. Joe sells them. The market doesn't really seem right for that place to carry them. My coworker asks what that meant and I explain that pistachios are on the classier side of nuts. This particular gas station caters to the homeless population quite a bit and I don't think a lot of their customers are there to pay $7 for a bag of nuts. Then he goes on to say that pistachios aren't classy and I about came over my desk at him. An argument ensued. So I will pose this question to the OT:
On a scale of Amy Winehouse to Rachel McAdams, how classy are pistachios in comparison to other nuts?
I mean, it's not a macadamia nut or a coco de mer (if you want to be a pretentious asshole), but it's no dive bar cashew either. I believe it's the Jennifer Garner of nuts. Not the best, but certainly above average class.
Pics of Rachel McAdams for reading that.
On a scale of Amy Winehouse to Rachel McAdams, how classy are pistachios in comparison to other nuts?
I mean, it's not a macadamia nut or a coco de mer (if you want to be a pretentious asshole), but it's no dive bar cashew either. I believe it's the Jennifer Garner of nuts. Not the best, but certainly above average class.
Pics of Rachel McAdams for reading that.
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