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16. Drew Lock, QB, Missouri
Height: 6-4 | Weight: 225 | Previously: 22
(Mizzou QB) is off to a (Adjective) start, with (more than 12 and less than 14) total touchdowns (11 passing) and only (small number used to indicate singularity) pick in (number of games played so far) games. (phrase used to temper enthusiasm) how he does against (adjective meaning an improvement) competition -- the (team mascot) get a talented (the Peach state) (opposite of offense) at (Columbia) on (most everyone's favorite day). (Andy's son) has as much (Jesse Palmers favorite description of the ability of DL's throwing appendage) as any (signal caller) from the past (numerical pronoun that is larger than 2) drafts, (conjunction) the question is (word that describes being able to do the same thing over and over again with the same result). (masculine pronoun) leaves (another way to describe passes) on the field, even as he puts up (size based adjective) numbers. Of course, he also hits some big ones, as shown by his 44 touchdown passes and only 13 picks (season previous). It's an undeniably (adj) start, though, and (people paid to tell other people how good other people are at doing specific things) are watching him closely as (The university that hired Kim Anderson) kicks off its SEC slate.
@GabeD if this is still too specific I can make it more generic without losing it's intent.
16. Drew Lock, QB, Missouri
Height: 6-4 | Weight: 225 | Previously: 22
(Mizzou QB) is off to a (Adjective) start, with (more than 12 and less than 14) total touchdowns (11 passing) and only (small number used to indicate singularity) pick in (number of games played so far) games. (phrase used to temper enthusiasm) how he does against (adjective meaning an improvement) competition -- the (team mascot) get a talented (the Peach state) (opposite of offense) at (Columbia) on (most everyone's favorite day). (Andy's son) has as much (Jesse Palmers favorite description of the ability of DL's throwing appendage) as any (signal caller) from the past (numerical pronoun that is larger than 2) drafts, (conjunction) the question is (word that describes being able to do the same thing over and over again with the same result). (masculine pronoun) leaves (another way to describe passes) on the field, even as he puts up (size based adjective) numbers. Of course, he also hits some big ones, as shown by his 44 touchdown passes and only 13 picks (season previous). It's an undeniably (adj) start, though, and (people paid to tell other people how good other people are at doing specific things) are watching him closely as (The university that hired Kim Anderson) kicks off its SEC slate.
@GabeD if this is still too specific I can make it more generic without losing it's intent.
