It seems every year I hate UF, and then we get to AU and I realize I hate them at a visceral level. Not a loud "UF sucks" but like a hate where I want Jordan Hare to actually burn to the ground.
I hate the people that have tried to rename this game. I hate the frop mops on the frat boys. I hate their fracking bird and all the made up history around that stupid bird. I hate them and bama for thinking the iron bowl is something when they didn't even play for 50 years.
I could use a good job, and if AU offered me 6 figures to water the grass I would possibly be in jail for salting it. I hate their fans over at College and Magnolia for saluting Nick Fairley, who is a worthless POS.
I hate them for stealing all.of.our.stuff. I hate them for being proud of the biggest lying, cheating, and stealing program ever. And I hate them for getting away with it. If AU got the death penalty I would ask them to be reinstated a year later just so they could get the death penalty again.
I driven all over the country. Where did I break down, just one time? Auburn, trying to go home. Because its a cursed, wretched, wasteland so bleak they think the stuff you wipe your backside with is a decoration. I hate CBS for acting like a stupid old drug store is where Jesus was born.
I'd rather be a losing Dawg just this once than be a group of classless prisoners who TP their own freaking trees and dance and dance and freaking dance to an overrated rap song that’s a million years old. I hate blue and orange, and dang I hate Auburn.
GOD almighty I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE Auburn. Just when I thought that perhaps they aren’t UGA’s biggest rival- BLAM! ruined the season, at least slightly. Go dang Dawgs and to heck with Auburn forever and ever and ever. I hate Auburn. Hate.
Auburn is just trash. It seems they can’t win unless they raid some other school’s dumpster for castaways. When they win, their fans rub it in your face. When they lose, they whine about it. They’re like a slightly more successful version of Tech, always looking up at Big Brother and doing whatever they can to derail his train. I have a hard time respecting them and probably never will.
Every fiber of my being wants to play Auburn again in Atlanta. I was ambivalent until they played soulja boy, challenged the spot, and threw the ball with 2 minutes left. Kirby did well to keep his composure, but you damn well better believe this team will be up for the rematch.
I hate the people that have tried to rename this game. I hate the frop mops on the frat boys. I hate their fracking bird and all the made up history around that stupid bird. I hate them and bama for thinking the iron bowl is something when they didn't even play for 50 years.
I could use a good job, and if AU offered me 6 figures to water the grass I would possibly be in jail for salting it. I hate their fans over at College and Magnolia for saluting Nick Fairley, who is a worthless POS.
I hate them for stealing all.of.our.stuff. I hate them for being proud of the biggest lying, cheating, and stealing program ever. And I hate them for getting away with it. If AU got the death penalty I would ask them to be reinstated a year later just so they could get the death penalty again.
I driven all over the country. Where did I break down, just one time? Auburn, trying to go home. Because its a cursed, wretched, wasteland so bleak they think the stuff you wipe your backside with is a decoration. I hate CBS for acting like a stupid old drug store is where Jesus was born.
I'd rather be a losing Dawg just this once than be a group of classless prisoners who TP their own freaking trees and dance and dance and freaking dance to an overrated rap song that’s a million years old. I hate blue and orange, and dang I hate Auburn.
GOD almighty I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE Auburn. Just when I thought that perhaps they aren’t UGA’s biggest rival- BLAM! ruined the season, at least slightly. Go dang Dawgs and to heck with Auburn forever and ever and ever. I hate Auburn. Hate.
Auburn is just trash. It seems they can’t win unless they raid some other school’s dumpster for castaways. When they win, their fans rub it in your face. When they lose, they whine about it. They’re like a slightly more successful version of Tech, always looking up at Big Brother and doing whatever they can to derail his train. I have a hard time respecting them and probably never will.
Every fiber of my being wants to play Auburn again in Atlanta. I was ambivalent until they played soulja boy, challenged the spot, and threw the ball with 2 minutes left. Kirby did well to keep his composure, but you damn well better believe this team will be up for the rematch.
