First, we fire the AD. We then bring in Phil Fullmer.
His first order of business is to hire Hugh Freeze, Bobby Petrino, and Jim Tressel in football, and we hire Rick Pitino and Bruce Pearl for basketball. It's on, now, bitches.
We take out an ad in the USA Today that says we are going to pay any player that wants to come to Mizzou. In small print we say it will all be under the table because we can't let the NCAA find out about it. They already know it's happening everywhere else, we just advertise that we plan on cheating any way we can without getting caught. Right Kansas? Duke? Arizona? Louisville?
We create an entire scholastic department for athletes. They have their own classes, which will mostly be made up and not require attendance. We already learned theirs no penalty for that, right UNC?
Golden girls and cheerleaders are out. We are bringing in strippers for sideline entertainment. Hear me Kansas?
I'm only half kidding here. There is absolutely zero incentive to play by the rules.
His first order of business is to hire Hugh Freeze, Bobby Petrino, and Jim Tressel in football, and we hire Rick Pitino and Bruce Pearl for basketball. It's on, now, bitches.
We take out an ad in the USA Today that says we are going to pay any player that wants to come to Mizzou. In small print we say it will all be under the table because we can't let the NCAA find out about it. They already know it's happening everywhere else, we just advertise that we plan on cheating any way we can without getting caught. Right Kansas? Duke? Arizona? Louisville?
We create an entire scholastic department for athletes. They have their own classes, which will mostly be made up and not require attendance. We already learned theirs no penalty for that, right UNC?
Golden girls and cheerleaders are out. We are bringing in strippers for sideline entertainment. Hear me Kansas?
I'm only half kidding here. There is absolutely zero incentive to play by the rules.
