As I scanned my ticket into the new Mercedes-Benz Stadium I could not help but think of those less fortunate. There are stadiums, and then there are stadiums.
It went beyond that.
First, as I walked in, I was handed Crab Legs from Publix. Amazing.
It's the little things guys. I'm not kidding, they were fresh, most places might think to give you seafood at the door that smells like, well, seafood.
I ate them on the spot, and was quickly arrested and released.
How funny is that?
It gets better though.
As I approached my section I was greeted by a man named Harvey who took my ticket, scanned it and then drove me to my seat in a Dodge Charger. During the drive he asked if I was familiar with "the process" and mentioned that he had several different types of herbicide in the trunk if I was interested.
Top notch guys.
I mean, they thought of everything. When the drunk gal two rows above me fell into our group they quickly dressed her in houndstooth and made it look like she was just excited to see her beloved Crimson Tide.
I could go on and on...
SEC guys, SEC.
It went beyond that.
First, as I walked in, I was handed Crab Legs from Publix. Amazing.
It's the little things guys. I'm not kidding, they were fresh, most places might think to give you seafood at the door that smells like, well, seafood.
I ate them on the spot, and was quickly arrested and released.
How funny is that?
It gets better though.
As I approached my section I was greeted by a man named Harvey who took my ticket, scanned it and then drove me to my seat in a Dodge Charger. During the drive he asked if I was familiar with "the process" and mentioned that he had several different types of herbicide in the trunk if I was interested.
Top notch guys.
I mean, they thought of everything. When the drunk gal two rows above me fell into our group they quickly dressed her in houndstooth and made it look like she was just excited to see her beloved Crimson Tide.
I could go on and on...
SEC guys, SEC.
