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NEW NCAA BOWL

MightMO

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Jan 29, 2008
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Missouri should create an annual Fvck The NCAA Bowl. This year Missouri vs ??? The first Fvck The NCAA Bowl game to be hosted by Missouri, in Columbia, MO. All players will be in bowl parade and receive bowl garbage bags full of worthless watches, Ipods, and a 24 pack of toilet paper. There will be no refs, because who really cares about trivial little infractions any longer. The winning team will be awarded the newly minted Flipping Bird trophy. The first Fvck The NCAA Bowl game will be sponsored by the Donald J Trump Foundation. All ticket receipts and TV profits will be divided and given to the 7 blue bloods. Game will be televised on The Comedy Channel.

Folks, I'm about done with this NCAA shit, like really really close!

Carry on -
 
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