As you know, I typically bang on California for the idiocy of their compliant, laid back citizenry, which allows themselves to be over regulated to medieval levels. If it exists, California lawmakers regulate it because, well, they know what's good for you better than you do, Californians. Having said that, this post is about the good old fashion California dumbshittery we're mostly used to; the fun-lovin' surfer dude I don't give a fukc kind. Enjoy the story.
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