OADS or Odom Affective Disorder is a little known syndrome that can affect several thousand individuals in one afternoon. It is characterized by unforgiveable bad play on the football field such as dropped punts, getting four consecutive penalties on an offensive series, or letting a poor IAA team run ramshod over your defense. It can cause thousands to swear, be angry, and leave a sporting event at halftime. It also characterized by the firing of assistant coaches midseason.
There is no cure at this juncture. It is rumored that an individual named Mr. Sterk has been working on a cure since early September.
The advice how to handle this syndrome. 1.Drink plenty of liquids particularly those with ETOH 2.Begin Music therapy 3.Keep Busy watching real football such as the Chiefs or any other team which would serve as a distraction 4.Think about avoiding the infected area Memorial Stadium at Providence and Stadium until late November. We have not contacted the CDC but they have expressed an interest in controlling this syndrome and limiting to this fall. We will bring you further updates as there is another outbreak expected this weekend.
There is no cure at this juncture. It is rumored that an individual named Mr. Sterk has been working on a cure since early September.
The advice how to handle this syndrome. 1.Drink plenty of liquids particularly those with ETOH 2.Begin Music therapy 3.Keep Busy watching real football such as the Chiefs or any other team which would serve as a distraction 4.Think about avoiding the infected area Memorial Stadium at Providence and Stadium until late November. We have not contacted the CDC but they have expressed an interest in controlling this syndrome and limiting to this fall. We will bring you further updates as there is another outbreak expected this weekend.
