I remember a thread here a while ago where the OT studs shared their best & most successful pick up lines.
I used a line last Saturday...did not work. What are some FAILED P/U lines?
My story from Saturday:
I was at a major function, aroung 500-600 people with multiple tables of food. Many women, so I assumed I had my choice. Scouted the crowd and settled on a milf at an appetizer table. Approached the table and pointed to a stack of green olives. Our conversation:
BILA: What are those?
MILF: Olives
BILA: Oh! Didn't recognize them at first since they weren't surrounded by gin
MILF: Said nothing. Put a pepper and some cheese squares on her plate and walked away.
SHIT!! Now I know. I should have said "vodka".
I used a line last Saturday...did not work. What are some FAILED P/U lines?
My story from Saturday:
I was at a major function, aroung 500-600 people with multiple tables of food. Many women, so I assumed I had my choice. Scouted the crowd and settled on a milf at an appetizer table. Approached the table and pointed to a stack of green olives. Our conversation:
BILA: What are those?
MILF: Olives
BILA: Oh! Didn't recognize them at first since they weren't surrounded by gin
MILF: Said nothing. Put a pepper and some cheese squares on her plate and walked away.
SHIT!! Now I know. I should have said "vodka".
