Michael Che told a joke about a 67 year old woman giving birth to a child.
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“Weekend Update,” Che mentioned a recent headline involving a woman in China who gave birth at 67 years old.
“The birth set a record for most friction,” he said, to a mixture of groans and laughs. He then tried out some jokes that “NBC standards said … were all too dirty.”
“Like, at first I was gonna say, ‘Well I hope that kid likes his milk chalky!’ But they said, ‘You can’t say that on TV,'” Che continued. “It was my second favorite punch line! My first favorite being, ‘She can breastfeed just by standing over the crib.’ That’s a good one, right? Nope, NBC said, ‘Too gross,’ which is ridiculous. Too gross would be like if I said, ‘Doctors described the birth as pulling a penny out of a wad of gum.'”
These are great:
“Weekend Update,” Che mentioned a recent headline involving a woman in China who gave birth at 67 years old.
“The birth set a record for most friction,” he said, to a mixture of groans and laughs. He then tried out some jokes that “NBC standards said … were all too dirty.”
“Like, at first I was gonna say, ‘Well I hope that kid likes his milk chalky!’ But they said, ‘You can’t say that on TV,'” Che continued. “It was my second favorite punch line! My first favorite being, ‘She can breastfeed just by standing over the crib.’ That’s a good one, right? Nope, NBC said, ‘Too gross,’ which is ridiculous. Too gross would be like if I said, ‘Doctors described the birth as pulling a penny out of a wad of gum.'”
