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So I bought a $35 pair of boxers this past weekend...

V-P

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...and my dick and ass haven't been this happy since the rusty trombone Mrs. VP wrought upon them a month ago for my Xmas gift.

Saxx Underwear Co. Game changer. I bought the Platinum style because it's mid-length with a fly. Some of their styles are "trunk fit," i.e. little boy underoos-like shorts (no thanks), or the longer biker shorts type length. Not my style. They also make therma-material models and ones with no fly. They have this queer looking thing called an ergonomic pouch. Looks funky, but trust me it's the most comfortable thing I've put my nuts in besides, okay, getting the stink eye here so won't get into that move. Anyway, super comfortable. Mrs. VP can't stop cradling my frank and beans. These underwear are truly amazeballs. Nothing like it that I've ever tried before. Seeking lower priced sellers currently.

If you buy a pair for yourself, here's a tip: Buy one size up from what the bottom of the box recommends. My waist is a 33-34" range, and their Medium size is listed as 33-35", but the 36-38" Large size fit way better. I assume this is true for all of their styles, but definitely for the Platinum style.




This post was edited on 1/27 8:39 AM by V-P
 
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