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FOOTBALL So let's see if I have this straight.

sargefromjoetown

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Maty Mauk is hanging on to the starting job by a thread because a skinny kid who has never played a down is a LOCK (catch that?) to not only replace Mauk but replace Daniel, Smith, Gabbert, Franklin, McMillian, Phil Bradley in our minds as the best QB in our brief 100+ year history of playing football?

Our wide receivers - who like Lock have not played a down of big time SEC football - are budding All-Americans..

Our linebackers and D-backs are at least second team All-SEC.

The running backs are big, fast, elusive, have great hands, and are working in their free time to end world hunger.

The offensive line are all over 300 pounds BUT with less than 8% body fat. MOST of them have been advised to eat some pizza or ice cream because they are just too damned slim.

The defensive linemen would make Mean Joe Green tremble. Terry Beckner Jr. can eat glass and lead paint then crap a crystal goblet!

Winning the SEC in the next two years will just be the beginning, UNLESS that idiot Pinkel (I mean Pinkle) screws it up and Lock leaves after next year and will be soooo good thatthe NFL will have to allow him to come out early.

It's a great time to be a Tiger!!!
 
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