A guy texts
his neighbor:
Dear Keith:
I'm
sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I
have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more
than you. I know it's no excuse, but I don't get it at
home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll
accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again.
The
neighbor, feeling outrage and betrayed, grabs his gun goes into the bedroom
and without a word shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy
gets a second text:
Dang, I really should use spell check!
That should be "wifi"... Sorry! [/QUOTE]
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his neighbor:
Dear Keith:
I'm
sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I
have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more
than you. I know it's no excuse, but I don't get it at
home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll
accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again.
The
neighbor, feeling outrage and betrayed, grabs his gun goes into the bedroom
and without a word shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy
gets a second text:
Dang, I really should use spell check!
That should be "wifi"... Sorry! [/QUOTE]
[/QUOTE]
