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The Clinton Impeachment 25th Anniversary - Clinton left a stain on history that may never come out

Mizzou Mule

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Excellent and quick reminder of the good ol' days of Slick Willie.


"The history books can record that Clinton was the first president to have his semen analyzed by the FBI, the first president to have his capacity to induce orgasm described on national TV, the first president to use White House sinks as sexual aids and the first president to be credibly accused of rape within two weeks of being acquitted in an impeachment trial."

"Never let it be forgotten that, after Clinton’s perjury had been demonstrated by DNA evidence as well as his own hard-won admission, every single Supreme Court justice boycotted his next state of the union address, even the ones he appointed. Another “first”!

Let it also never be forgotten that not one Senate Democrat voted against Clinton in his impeachment trial.

And finally let it never be forgotten that a Chinese condom manufacturer named one of its condoms “the Clinton,” a fitting tribute to our 42nd president. For when you really, really want to feel her pain."
 
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