I posted this in a thread about our uni's. Another poster suggested it should be shared. Feel free to add your thoughts on these or other teams.. 😂
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I’ll analyze a few teams' helmets and what they're communicating, from a branding perspective:
We’re Bama. We’re better than you. We’ve won a lot of sh!t. We’re loaded with 5* talent and if one goes down, we’ll just pop in another. It doesn’t matter who we put in, it's all good. We’re still gonna beat the sh’t out of you because we've got the numbers. Roll Tide.
We’re Notre Dame. We're Catholic. We’ve been given so much money that we took 24K gold off the top of our administration building and put it on our helmets, and then we put more gold on the top of the building. We're rich as hell. Also, if you don't root for us.. you're going to hell.
We're Army. We change our helmet every game because.. wtf are you going to do about it? Besides, we get hundreds of billions of dollars every year to spend and you can only buy so many tanks. You may or may not beat us on the field. But let's be honest, we'll beat your ass like a drum in a real fight. We put army stuff on our helmet to remind you of that.
We're Nebraska.. aka Nuhbraska.. aka Nowledge University. We used to be like, really, really good. You wouldn't believe how good. We're located in the middle of Nowhere. We're Never gonna be good again. But we're Not gonna stop pretending that we will be, even though Nobody takes us seriously any more.
We're Missouri. We didn't win a lot for quite awhile. But then we tasted some success. And we liked it. We liked it a lot. We're hungry. We're gonna keep trying different coaches and different helmets and just a bunch of different sh!t until we get to where we want. We're gonna keep coming at you.. because we're chippy as hell. MIZ…
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I’ll analyze a few teams' helmets and what they're communicating, from a branding perspective:
We’re Bama. We’re better than you. We’ve won a lot of sh!t. We’re loaded with 5* talent and if one goes down, we’ll just pop in another. It doesn’t matter who we put in, it's all good. We’re still gonna beat the sh’t out of you because we've got the numbers. Roll Tide.
We’re Notre Dame. We're Catholic. We’ve been given so much money that we took 24K gold off the top of our administration building and put it on our helmets, and then we put more gold on the top of the building. We're rich as hell. Also, if you don't root for us.. you're going to hell.
We're Army. We change our helmet every game because.. wtf are you going to do about it? Besides, we get hundreds of billions of dollars every year to spend and you can only buy so many tanks. You may or may not beat us on the field. But let's be honest, we'll beat your ass like a drum in a real fight. We put army stuff on our helmet to remind you of that.
We're Nebraska.. aka Nuhbraska.. aka Nowledge University. We used to be like, really, really good. You wouldn't believe how good. We're located in the middle of Nowhere. We're Never gonna be good again. But we're Not gonna stop pretending that we will be, even though Nobody takes us seriously any more.
We're Missouri. We didn't win a lot for quite awhile. But then we tasted some success. And we liked it. We liked it a lot. We're hungry. We're gonna keep trying different coaches and different helmets and just a bunch of different sh!t until we get to where we want. We're gonna keep coming at you.. because we're chippy as hell. MIZ…
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