
Libertarians To Begin Wearing Masks Now That Government Says They Don't Have To
CONCORD, NH—Local libertarian man Bernard Paulson hasn't worn a mask the entire pandemic, saying that it's his constitutional right to go where he wants, sneeze when he wants, and lick any doorknob he so pleases.

I don't know if this covers Progressive Democratic Socialist Libertarians or just the normal ones. But this kid in the picture is how I imagine dreamlaw looked 65 years ago when his soy brain still functioned.