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I want to party with Hunter Biden! The new laptop data dump is fuggin' amazing.

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"It was the grocery store Mexicans. Yeah, prolly illegal. They look very suspicious."​

- Hunter Biden

Grocery store Mexicans who are prolly illegal are constantly stealing people's guns out of dumpsters. This is a well known fact, so let's not immediately jump to the conclusion that Hunter Biden is a racist who stereotypes people who's skin is a different color than his own.

In particular, there is no way he would draw additional attention to himself after having committed the felony crime of blatantly lying on his Federal Form 4473 in order to obtain a firearm illegally.

Maybe it was a gift for his sister-in-law/side piece, who hated it so much she decided to make the point by throwing it into a dumpster that is adjacent to a high school?

Honestly, though, Hunter, there really nothing to worry about here because A. the Secret Service will hop right up off the couch to cover it up for you (except they failed); and B. the MSM certainly isn't going to heavily publicize this story about a felony crime being committed by the high-profile son of the US President.

At least Politico is covering the story

Edit: It was a HS not an elementary school.
 
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