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So the background on this story is Arkansas women's tennis finished 11th in the SEC this season and looked like it was headed nowhere... Then the Lady Hogs went on a crazy run all the way to the semifinals of the SECT... And with the SEC being so deep in every sport, including women's tennis, a run like that would easily earn a team like that a berth in the NCAAT... Except for one thing, u can't have an overall losing record and still make the tournament and Arkansas was 10-16 following the SECT loss.

So this is what those fu ckers did... With no more matches left on their schedule and still some time to go before the NCAAT selection show, Arkansas scrambled to find an opponent and then played six matches, not six individual matches, but six team matches, like six team event meets, all on the same day against the same opponent, Tennessee State, which had no shot of winning even one of those matches.

The way these meets work is they schedule 7 matches and the 1st team to win 4 matches wins the meet... Arkansas won the meets that day 4-3, 4-0, 4-0, 4-0, 4-0, 4-0... It was so bad that one girl on the Tenn St. team played in every match, singles & doubles, and by the time she got to her last match, she was so tired and sore that she had to retire after the 1st point... And that basically tells u this poor girl was so tired that she couldn't even play that match, but Arkansas needed her to go out there and take the loss officially, so it would make their win official, and Tenn St. needed her to go out there so the match would be official so it could collect its check from Arkansas for agreeing to do this.

Only thing I follow about women's tennis is Serena and the one girl with the gigantic boobs who had to have them reduced to keep from injuring her back, but I really hope the NCAA does the right thing and keeps Arky out of the tournament.
 
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mizzouced said:

So the background on this story is Arkansas women's tennis finished 11th in the SEC this season and looked like it was headed nowhere... Then the Lady Hogs went on a crazy run all the way to the semifinals of the SECT... And with the SEC being so deep in every sport, including women's tennis, a run like that would easily earn a team like that a berth in the NCAAT... Except for one thing, u can't have an overall losing record and still make the tournament and Arkansas was 10-16 following the SECT loss.

So this is what those fu ckers did... With no more matches left on their schedule and still some time to go before the NCAAT selection show, Arkansas scrambled to find an opponent and then played six matches, not six individual matches, but six team matches, like six team event meets, all on the same day against the same opponent, Tennessee State, which had no shot of winning even one of those matches.

The way these meets work is they schedule 7 matches and the 1st team to win 4 matches wins the meet... Arkansas won the meets that day 4-3, 4-0, 4-0, 4-0, 4-0, 4-0... It was so bad that one girl on the Tenn St. team played in every match, singles & doubles, and by the time she got to her last match, she was so tired and sore that she had to retire after the 1st point... And that basically tells u this poor girl was so tired that she couldn't even play that match, but Arkansas needed her to go out there and take the loss officially, so it would make their win official, and Tenn St. needed her to go out there so the match would be official so it could collect its check from Arkansas for agreeing to do this.

Only thing I follow about women's tennis is Serena and the one girl with the gigantic boobs who had to have them reduced to keep from injuring her back, but I really hope the NCAA does the right thing and keeps Arky out of the tournament.
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Looks like Ricky Clemons summer transcripts.
 
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bbqjohn said:
We need b4 and after photos for analysis
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I could find after photos... but does anyone really wanna see those?

I mean, she's currently the No. 1 player in the world... Crazy how nobody knows that b/c she doesn't have the giant boobs anymore... And it's double crazy b/c we all remember Anna Kournikova b/c she was beautiful, but also only won 2 tournaments in her whole career and never any grand slams... It's like Danica Patrick, only won one actual race in her whole career, but a big time star b/c she's pretty.

Simona Halep shoulda kept the tits. She'd be a much bigger star... Especially with Venus, Serena, and Sharapova looking like they're on their way out.
 
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mizzouced said:
Wow... U guys don't remember Simona Halep before she had the breast reduction???







I wanna say she was 18 or 19 in these pics... Her career was about to take off, but back injuries were becoming a problem.
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I am EXTREMELY disappointed that you didn’t insert these as images that I could enlarge and look at. Instead, each one was a link to a google search. One even sent me to YouTube. WTF, man?!
 
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Also, that’s some shady sheet by arky. For a sport no one even gives 2 sheets about. Anyone on hogville talking about their douchey move? I don’t want to have to be the one to stir the pot over there.
 
slcfan said:
Oh we men are terrible beings. And the poor women on PM have to put up with this. But I must admit I got a good laugh out of this one.
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Don’t pretend women don’t like to look at other women’s boobs. They may not be lez/bi, but most women can appreciate another nice pair.
 
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Lawn Dart Champion said:
I am EXTREMELY disappointed that you didn’t insert these as images that I could enlarge and look at. Instead, each one was a link to a google search. One even sent me to YouTube. WTF, man?!
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Sorry man. It takes too long with that :victory:inserting as images:victory: I prefer to just copy & paste.

I mean, young Simona's tits were big enough. Did u really need to make 'em bigger?
 
mizzouced said:
Sorry man. It takes too long with that :victory:inserting as images:victory: I prefer to just copy & paste.

I mean, young Simona's tits were big enough. Did u really need to make 'em bigger?
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-Right click/press and hold on image

-Select “copy”

-Click/tap image icon in PM reply/post box

-Right click/press and hold

-Select “paste”

-Voila! The same number of steps as inserting links.
 
Lawn Dart Champion said:
-Right click/press and hold on image

-Select “copy”

-Click/tap image icon in PM reply/post box

-Right click/press and hold

-Select “paste”

-Voila! The same number of steps as inserting links.
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But inserting images doesn't always work b/c Rivals has restrictions on which sites it will accept images from... Copy & paste always works. ... So I don't even bother with it. I just always copy & paste.
 
mizzouced said:
But inserting images doesn't always work b/c Rivals has restrictions on which sites it will accept images from... Copy & paste always works. ... So I don't even bother with it. I just always copy & paste.
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Fair point. Although, I’ve only ever had any issues with copypasta when it comes from Liveleak.
 
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@mizzouced What's up bro, do you wanna join our table for Matthew's Dickey trivia night fundraiser. A fellow PM member bought the table but he can't make it so I'm trying to fill it up with PMers. It's Saturday May 5th if you're interested.
 
Lawn Dart Champion said:
Also, that’s some shady sheet by arky. For a sport no one even gives 2 sheets about. Anyone on hogville talking about their douchey move? I don’t want to have to be the one to stir the pot over there.
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I doubt 1% of alumni for each college in America would be able to tell you if the girls tennis team at their alma mater was in the post season or not.
 
brosept said:
I doubt 1% of alumni for each college in America would be able to tell you if the girls tennis team at their alma mater was in the post season or not.
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I'm not sure that 50% of alumni could even tell you if their school even has a women's tennis team.
 
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awriley said:
Idk what the big deal is, we did the same thing in football last year.
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Really? Missouri added an extra game to their schedule late in the season so they could become bowl eligible?

I get that your point is that everyone schedules cupcakes. But when was the last time you heard of a team scrambling to add an opponent late in the season to get to a specific win total?
 
mizzouced said:

So the background on this story is Arkansas women's tennis finished 11th in the SEC this season and looked like it was headed nowhere... Then the Lady Hogs went on a crazy run all the way to the semifinals of the SECT... And with the SEC being so deep in every sport, including women's tennis, a run like that would easily earn a team like that a berth in the NCAAT... Except for one thing, u can't have an overall losing record and still make the tournament and Arkansas was 10-16 following the SECT loss.

So this is what those fu ckers did... With no more matches left on their schedule and still some time to go before the NCAAT selection show, Arkansas scrambled to find an opponent and then played six matches, not six individual matches, but six team matches, like six team event meets, all on the same day against the same opponent, Tennessee State, which had no shot of winning even one of those matches.

The way these meets work is they schedule 7 matches and the 1st team to win 4 matches wins the meet... Arkansas won the meets that day 4-3, 4-0, 4-0, 4-0, 4-0, 4-0... It was so bad that one girl on the Tenn St. team played in every match, singles & doubles, and by the time she got to her last match, she was so tired and sore that she had to retire after the 1st point... And that basically tells u this poor girl was so tired that she couldn't even play that match, but Arkansas needed her to go out there and take the loss officially, so it would make their win official, and Tenn St. needed her to go out there so the match would be official so it could collect its check from Arkansas for agreeing to do this.

Only thing I follow about women's tennis is Serena and the one girl with the gigantic boobs who had to have them reduced to keep from injuring her back, but I really hope the NCAA does the right thing and keeps Arky out of the tournament.
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Sounds like Ark admins are a lot smarter than most teams with losing records.
 
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We are trying add a softball game for this weekend so we can make the NCAA Tournament.
 
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mizzouced said:

So the background on this story is Arkansas women's tennis finished 11th in the SEC this season and looked like it was headed nowhere... Then the Lady Hogs went on a crazy run all the way to the semifinals of the SECT... And with the SEC being so deep in every sport, including women's tennis, a run like that would easily earn a team like that a berth in the NCAAT... Except for one thing, u can't have an overall losing record and still make the tournament and Arkansas was 10-16 following the SECT loss.

So this is what those fu ckers did... With no more matches left on their schedule and still some time to go before the NCAAT selection show, Arkansas scrambled to find an opponent and then played six matches, not six individual matches, but six team matches, like six team event meets, all on the same day against the same opponent, Tennessee State, which had no shot of winning even one of those matches.

The way these meets work is they schedule 7 matches and the 1st team to win 4 matches wins the meet... Arkansas won the meets that day 4-3, 4-0, 4-0, 4-0, 4-0, 4-0... It was so bad that one girl on the Tenn St. team played in every match, singles & doubles, and by the time she got to her last match, she was so tired and sore that she had to retire after the 1st point... And that basically tells u this poor girl was so tired that she couldn't even play that match, but Arkansas needed her to go out there and take the loss officially, so it would make their win official, and Tenn St. needed her to go out there so the match would be official so it could collect its check from Arkansas for agreeing to do this.

Only thing I follow about women's tennis is Serena and the one girl with the gigantic boobs who had to have them reduced to keep from injuring her back, but I really hope the NCAA does the right thing and keeps Arky out of the tournament.
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