I don't know if this can be beat, from the Columbia Missourian files
In the midst of the dreary 1999 football season, former Missouri Coach Larry Smith was asked about an Internet rumor that he had demoted his offensive coordinator.
“I think any idiot who wants to put anything they want on the Internet is a moron,” Smith thundered. “I don’t have an Internet.”
In the midst of the dreary 1999 football season, former Missouri Coach Larry Smith was asked about an Internet rumor that he had demoted his offensive coordinator.
“I think any idiot who wants to put anything they want on the Internet is a moron,” Smith thundered. “I don’t have an Internet.”