Petrino isn't leaving Louisville. Go read the other thread about it. A simple summary: Louisville has comparable facilities, an easier path to a playoff and pays him almost $4 million a year, plus a $10 million buyout.
Miles: He recruited well at LSU because Louisiana routinely craps out 10 elite recruits a year, eight of whom wind up in Baton Rouge, where fan support and facilities far outstrip our own. Put another way, how well will Les recruit without those built in advantages? And with all that talent, he still couldn't produce a competent offense.
Briles: No. Too much risk that the slow drip continues and really lands him in hot water. And I realize people are cynical and emphasize winning, but what he did is ethically and morally callow. He put winning above the safety of women on his campus. Couch it however you want, or talk about how it's his job to partially take the side of his players. It's bunk. He and his staff shielded individuals who shouldn't have been anywhere near a college campus.
So, you have: A coach who won't come here, one who's past his prime and another who is ethically toxic.