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GAME THREAD President* Biden Flying Solo - kickoff 3pm CST today

Mizzou Mule

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Born in TN. Raised in MO Bootheel. Titus 2:11
He is currently studying the softball questions from select reporters (reporters pictures on his card) now before his pudding cup and morning nap.

Please, please hack or unplug the teleprompter. It would be solid gold watching Biden flopping around.

KEY WORDS/COMMENTS:
"Let me be clear..." He will say this a lot.

"C'mon..."

"C'mon man..."

"President Harris"

Mutters something new incoherently.

"Trunalimunumaprzure" The Mother of All Mutters deserves a place of honor.

"My butt's been wiped!" bonus comment

Every time he whispers and lowers his head.

"I'm supposed to call on..."

"I'm told _____ will ask the next question."

"I'm not supposed to take anymore questions."

"I'm gonna be in trouble for answering."

“The (insert disaster legislation) is working!”.

“We’re putting people back to work!” (The ones that should’ve been back to work anyway by now.)

Camera shows the hidden ear receiver.

The OT commies silently saying to themselves, "and I voted for this...".

 
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