Up the game of Metaphors - what you saying?

[ABaumli]

So Hood said, "Hot as Fish Grease"

Need some more good ones.

I have:
"Sweating like a whore in church"
"colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra"
"happier than a tornado in a trailer park"


What you got?

 

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