Some Americans will tolerate genocide, children mass murdered with barrel bombs, slave labor, and gays being thrown off the roof of apartment buildings, but even those weak sisters among us will buckle if they lose GPS. You simply do not fukc with American conveniences.
Most young Americans can't find their way for shit any longer. They'll freak out if they can't notify Starbucks they're within range so start making their $9 cappusspressolattemochagrandelatte with a cute design on top and their name written on the cup.
So if Biden further fucts up foreign policy to a point where Putin follows through on his threat to destroy all US GPS satellites simultaneously, what sort of chaos will ensue?
I would have to believe the hipster, soccer mom, and lifetime-student armies will finally be motivated into action. And by "action," of course, I mean begging the 125,000,000 heavily armed Americans to participate along with our 1,000,000 military personnel in an all-in ground invasion of that piece of shit country while they watch clips of it on Insta and Snap.
How would you personally handle the loss of the greatest invention the world has ever known?
Most young Americans can't find their way for shit any longer. They'll freak out if they can't notify Starbucks they're within range so start making their $9 cappusspressolattemochagrandelatte with a cute design on top and their name written on the cup.
So if Biden further fucts up foreign policy to a point where Putin follows through on his threat to destroy all US GPS satellites simultaneously, what sort of chaos will ensue?
I would have to believe the hipster, soccer mom, and lifetime-student armies will finally be motivated into action. And by "action," of course, I mean begging the 125,000,000 heavily armed Americans to participate along with our 1,000,000 military personnel in an all-in ground invasion of that piece of shit country while they watch clips of it on Insta and Snap.
How would you personally handle the loss of the greatest invention the world has ever known?
