Since @Stan Kroenke doesn't like @blackgold74 's use of the word "Trumplican", I would like to start a Jeff Foxworthy-like compilation of "You might be a Trumplican if..." to help clarify proper usage of the phrase.
You might be a Trumplican if your broken-ass car has no horn, but when you wear your Sunday best to visit the US Capitol, your hat has two.
... if you believe the election was stolen, but you can't work out where they stashed it until the heat dies down.
... if you chant "The Jews will not replace us", but you worry about whether they will get you with their space laser.
...if you think "there were good people on both sides" ... at a Gosar family reunion.
... if you respond to this post saying things like "TDS", "FFS" and "Rent Free" as compensation for being a Total DipShit, never getting laid and living in your mom's basement.
...if you want to build a wall around New Mexico, because you don't just want to keep out the old Mexicans.
...if you praise Kyle Rittenhouse for killing a pedophile and don't appreciate the irony of Matt Gaetz offering him a job. (Take the job, Kyle!)
...if Black Lives Matter makes you mad and black lives ending does not. (If you read this one and said, "That wasn't funny.", you are correct.)
...If you try to edit away the truth with a black Sharpie but your company returns are in the red
...if you wont get a COVID shot, because you have to be the one doing the shooting.
Now if you just believe in low taxes, pro-business policy, treating people with respect, cautious change, holding politicians accountable...well, normally I would say you are just a Republican, but on PM that's called a "Democrat"
