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You've Been Selected to Save the World

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At dinner the other night my brother-in-law posed the Armageddon question to us. For those of you that haven't seen the movie, or need a refresher, after being selected to drill into the asteroid that will assuredly destroy the world (God Michael Bay is just a jackass) Bruce Willis and his band of misfits all have special requests of the President that should be fulfilled upon their return to Earth. For example, one of them wants to stay in the Lincoln bedroom, one of them wants all his money to a loan shark taken care of, and they all want to never pay taxes ever again. Ever.

So, take that one off the board. You've been granted the ability to never pay taxes ever again, what do you ask the President for?
 
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