Waiting for the kids to wake up to watch the game, on TV this time. Found this extremely satisfying:
Pregame:
Own that trophy tonight, boys. It’s important.
Hope we can get him some garbage time minutes after running up a commanding lead.
Here's hoping for an injury free game of fantastic Illini wizardly potent skills showing mr gates who owns the braggin rights today and forever
The question of the night: will I be happy drunk or sad drunk in two hours?
1st Half:
Is it too early to say our body language absolutely sucks again?!?
Maybe start drinking now.
Do we even practice offense?
Didn’t Underwood teach them a motion offense during finals?
As long as Brad doesn’t start yelling at them we’ll be fine.
This does not seem like a very good Missouri team.
Man, our half court offense needs a lot of work
What exactly do we work on offensively during the week??? Frustrating stuff
Brown is basically owning us at the moment.
Wtf are we doing on offense
What am I watching right now?
Our offense is hot garbage
At least its hot.
Is there a plan to create good shots or nah?
This is gross. We're not flat, we're inverted.
How do the coaches coach the offense? Seriously. Is it street ball? No flow, no continuity, no discipline. How do you not coach like that?
Just chuck up 3’s? Utilize Dainja for goodness sakes.
Line change, Brad??????????
Getting absolutely punked. Wonder why Underwood is screaming at you guys yet Mayer?
Ok, i’m flipping to the air force vs baylor game. Good luck guys.
Missouri isn't even good. We're just completely inept at this offense.
Nice offense Brad.
What the hell happened? I saw it was 12-12 when I started bedtime with the kids and get back and it's 27-13?
I’m pretty upset. This is just bad offense? What is the offense?
There is far too much talent on this team to get beat in this fashion by a very mediocre Missouri team.
Who fed this team stupid pills. And would they please stop.
Best part of game so far is advertising for our bowl game occasionally in the ticker below
Brad, I have eligibility and a pulse.
Call me.
Relax everyone. Basketball is a game of runs. Let's see how it plays out.
But hey, at least our shorts don’t look like Charlie Brown t-shirts…
They do know this is the Bragging Rights game, right?
If some dude was throwing up air balls and balls that clanged off the board like those at the YMCA
people would glare at him and tell him to stop shooting.
on the bright side, the SECN mizzou-alum announcers have been on point, haven’t disagreeed with anything they’ve said
God awful! Getting our butt whooped by a mediocre team.
[Illini] playing like they all have the runs alright.
Something is very, very wrong.
Hodge.... Almost has as many points as our team in limited minutes.
Walked away for parental responsibilities and seems like we've done pretty much nothing?
[Illini] Walked away from basketball responsibilities.
Is NIL refundable?
MVP of the first fifteen minutes is Brown.
We look like butt.
Wish I could say these announcers were homers but I think they have us pegged. We’re just not good right now.
I haven't seen Elf or Christmas Story in the last 20 minutes, would be much better viewing than this
When does spring football start?
Underwood going off on his team in the huddle. This is became an every game occurrence.
This is the first time I'm glad I don't live in the area anymore and therefore didn't pay to go to this game.
This is either going to be a legendary 180 comeback or one of the more embarrassing losses of the last few years.
Get this thing to 12 at half and I’ll feel better.
We have 0 assists.
They have 16 points off 8 turnovers.
This team has major issues. Major, major, major issues. Did I mention major issues?
If they keep this to 20 points down I'll feel better.
Edit: should have said 30.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I’m done.
Can Brad get two quick T's and get thrown out to give one of the other coaches a chance?
We're gonna lose by 60, aren't we?
Holy F.
Are we division iii?
Hard to say what is more entertaining and enjoyable. Watching this team partially try to play basketball, or taking out my own appendix with a warm spoon. Probably a coin flip at this point.
One of the most disappointing halves in the history of Illinois basketball
I got to say... this is a bit surprising.
8 possession game. Time to turn it on
/1st half